Caregiver Wanted. Hiring Now.

WANTED: Unpaid, live-in male caregiver. Work for overly dramatic employer/client who will have you on call 24/7, with your decision-making authority nonexistent at the same time you are held responsible for the well-being of the person in question. Obamacare gearing up to offer no checks on the situation. You will have no voice, you will be given no attention in the media, you will not even be able to list your activities on a resume. Career-ending opportunities exist. Come and fill the one role absolutely no one has discussed aloud in over 20 years of public debate over the American medical system, because, let's face it, there's nothing Americans love more than anonymous servitude as long as it is someone else's. Suckers please form a line to the left.